The Office Quote of the Day

This is actually the quote from the weekend, but I've been busy at work.

"There are thirteen people working in this office. So thirteen times a year, Michael gets a cake, and balloons, and some sort of joke gift, and makes a toast. And there are two types of toasts: one is a joke about how old you are... and the other is something inappropriate, or horrible. Or both."

-Jim

The Office Quote of the Day

It seems I unintentionally took a break from blogging. I'll be back soon, I promise. I'm working on a VBA app right now for my dad (it won't be pretty, but it should be functional), and finishing up MyLibrary (both are projects for school).

While I do that, one of my most favorite quotes from the Office came up on my calendar:
"I am taking responsibility. It is up to me to get rid of the curse that hit Meredith with my car. I'm not superstitious. But I am a little stitious."

-Michael

Today's Quote

"I'm petrified of nipple chafing. Once it starts, it is a vicious cycle. You have sensitive nipples...they chafe, so they become more sensitive, so they chafe more. So, I take precautions."

-Andy

The Office Quote of the Day

"I signed up for Second Life about a year ago. Back then, my life was so great that I literally wanted a second one. In my Second Life, I was also named Dwight. Absolutely everything was the same, except I could fly."

-Dwight

In the meantime...

I should be embarking on some geeky projects this semester for school, as I'm going to be learning a variety of technologies as well as VBA. I'll keep the blog updated as often as possible.

Until then, my sister got me the Office daily calendar for Christmas, and so I will also update the blog with the funny quotes as they come up.


For yesterday:
"Ever since I was a kid, people have been telling me that I can't do things. You can't be on the team, you can't move on to second grade. Well, now they're telling me that I can't win back clients using old-fashioned business methods. We'll see about that. And FYI, I eventually aced second grade, and I was the biggest kid in class."

-Michael Scott