Carlos Boozer

It's not often that I stray from my geek and Office musings, but I came across something that I think is hilarious and I wanted to share.

Few things in my life are more important than Utah Jazz basketball and BYU athletics. So, it's only natural that these loves of my life (or frustrations, in the case of BYU sports this year, but that's a whole separate post) come into my blog.

The MOST frustrating player on the Jazz by far is Carlos Boozer. His "matador" defense (or lack thereof) is unreal. Whether it's just laziness, inability, stupidity, or something else is the big million dollar question. Added to this lack of 'D' is his, as of late, inability to do much on the offensive end makes this the $12M question.

This flowchart (stolen from this guy) explains what must go through his head some nights.

I'm just not sure it's worth paying a guy $12M for his yelling ability ("And One!"), and lets be honest, you pay me even $1M and I'm going to work my tail off to get better, not work my tail off to sit on the bench.